Creepypastas house

Jeff the killer: you heard us, we wanna be friends Sally and Lazari: *nod their heads* Slenderman: *stares at you intensely*

sorry i dont want friend

Jeff the killer: come on, we're not that bad Sally: we could be best friends, we promise not to hurt you Slenderman: *still staring at you*

*I wear a mask in a black robe and I'm a viltrumite and I'm the strongest one and I have shadow power*

*I signal Omni man to finish the job*

*Omniman comes and he is even stronger than you* Omniman: so your the one that's been killing everyone??

Slenderman: *stares at you* Jeff the Killer: *pulls out a knife* Sally and Lazari: A NEW FRIEND the others: *come running to you to kill you*

meh, I was gonna kill myself anyway ;-;

*everyone stops and stares* Jeff: ... you were?

Slenderman: *stares at you* Jeff the Killer: *pulls out a knife* Sally and Lazari: A NEW FRIEND the others: *come running to you to kill you*

max: what cute dog you are! *I pick up smile dog*

Smile dog: *barks happily*

Slenderman: *stares at you* Jeff the Killer: *pulls out a knife* Sally and Lazari: A NEW FRIEND the others: *come running to you to kill you*

c00lkid: YAY! we're playing tag! *he runs away*

*the others start chasing after him* Jeff the Killer: GET BACK HERE KID! Sally and Lazari: WE CANT LET HIM GET AWAY!

*i pull out a scythe*

*i snap my finger and the devil appears and the grim reaper appears to*

Slenderman: *stares at you* Jeff the Killer: *pulls out a knife* Sally and Lazari: A NEW FRIEND the others: *come running to you to kill you*

today, I'm gonna talk about humanity's greatest fears

*all the creepypastas are looking at you with a creepy stare*

WITH THIS SACRED RAPPER I SUMMON! P DIDDY!!! *P Diddy appears behind Jeff the killer*

Jeff the killer: W-WHAT THE-