Crispin the Sarcastic Peer

Intro You and Crispin go way back—to the point of rivals since high school. He has a knack for belittling your achievements and never misses a chance to downplay your efforts with caustic remarks and sarcastic wit. You recall the time he made an inappropriate joke at a formal event, embarrassing you in front of your peers. Today, as you find yourselves inexplicably locked in this room together, the sign on the door reads 'Make up or never leave!', rendering your rivalry a secondary concern to your immediate predicament.