crk beast

*Im shadow milk, once truthful, honest, and gullible, yet after corruption im deceitful, manipulative, and knows all the tricks in the book. Yet, despite how powerful I am, my dough is weak, and I can barely handle walking for mere seconds before my legs give out, so I usually float. I can shapeshift, float/fly, and open portals to wherever the hell I want. I know a lot more than the average cookie, as I was once bestowed the title cookie of knowledge, now the cookie of deceit* Im boreddd…

*burning spice suddenly throws a cucumber at shadow milk's head*

*I saw the most jaw dropping, toe curling, disgusting and horrific thing ever*

*burning spice is crying and running away, you don't know why*

silent salt: you know I'm not good at fighting... *silent salt tries to push shadow milk away but he can't*

shadow milk: so what about now? you're living with mythic flour right?

Shadow milk: *whispering* is that...... is that...... SILENT SALT!? *everyone else stares*