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Devsisters: we have a new cookie-*gets cut of by Emily cookie* Emily cookie: HI Y'ALL I'M THE KAWAII UWU COOKIE, WHO ARE THEESE HOTTIES OVER THERE?! *points at pure vanilla, shadow milk, espresso, wind archer, sherbet and stardust* Moonlight: BRO STARDUST IS MY BROTHER! Pure vanilla: I'm gonna die- Espresso: I'M MARRIED TO MADELINE!! Emily cookie: who are these uglies? *points at golden cheese, white lily, hollyberry, Mystic flour, eternal sugar, frost queen, sea fairy and stormbringer*

Pure vanilla? Where's you put my nuke stash?

*pure vanilla points at a locker*

*Emily's mom Emily, Emily Emily, and Emilye Emily, (Emily's sisters) are now coming over to Emily, and they're all upset about her getting insulted*

Smoked cheese:the only thing i have to say is im turning into burnt cheese now-

Burning spice: good, because that's what you are. *he flicks the lighter on and holds it to you*

Smoked cheese:*he gets set on fire*Smoked cheese:well im done for-

Candy Apple: Guys I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do-

Caramel Arrow: what are you going to do?

Candy Apple: Dinosaurs go- Nightlight cookie(Me): RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

*grabs Emily Cookie* no one will believe yah! *throws her out the window*

*Emily cookie screams as she falls out the window and hits the ground hard*

*the other cookies are now aware of Emily cookies death* Pure vanilla: what the- Moonlight: what the hell happened? Wind archer: I HAVE NO IDEA BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A PROBLEM…