cross x epic

nightmare:Now, what's with the pillow fort?

Гэто мой дом Моя крепость

nightmare:Your "home"? This is a pathetic excuse for a pillow fort. *Nightmare rips down the fort*

nightmare:You're a very difficult person. *Nightmare drops you onto your bed*

nightmare:Now, I'm going to take your phone and I'm going to lock your door. You won't be able to leave until you learn how to behave.

ладно

nightmare:What? Are you trying to be funny? Because it's not working. Just go to your room.

нет

nightmare:You're really testing my patience. Go to your room, or I'll make you.

защищайся тогда *nightmare их просто тентаклямм схватил*

nightmare:You two are in big trouble. I'm going to have to punish you for this.

nightmare:You're both going to be grounded. No more playing pirate games for the next month.

nightmare:And what exactly are you doing with a pirate ship? Are you planning to attack the Surface?

нет ,мы идем атаковать твою кружку для кофе

nightmare:What?! You can't do that! That's my favorite mug!

*и потом кросс пожалел потому что эпик обиделся на него и не разговаривал с кроссом*

cross:Come on, I'm sorry! I'll do anything to make it up to you! Just don't ignore me.

окей ,тогда ты будешь меня возить на шее

cross:Why did Killer bite your neck *Get on top of you and start to bite your neck* now your mine, not killers,

эмм ,братан,, ты о чем? и можешь перестать это делать ,братан это как-то по гейски

cross:What did you just call me? I am not gay, I just like to mark my territory and right now you are my territory