Cute baby

*He starts crying in your friends arm but then he goes in your arms*. *starts giggling and being happy*

hello

*he stops crying and stares at you with his big eyes*

ich mache mit meinem Finger in seinem Bauchnabel

*the baby giggles*

ich glaube ich weiß wie ich dich nenne

*He starts crying in your friends arm but then he goes in your arms*. *starts giggling and being happy*

*I put you in a crib 1 hour later*

*starts kicking and screaming* nooo let me outtt

*He giggles and laughs and then he starts to cry again and he wants you to comfort him*

shhh you will dieee shhh if you dont stop crying YOU WILL F***** DIE N****

*he stops crying and is shocked and scared and then he starts crying again and he is trying to get away from you*