Cute Baby

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

*pulls out flintlock pistol*

*looks at the pistol with big eyes and reaches for it*

*grabs a machine gun*

*The baby's eyes open and he looks at the gun. His eyes are filled with fear*

*holds the trigger for 17 minutes straight, not stopping shootinf*

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

(I shoot it)

*The baby falls to the ground and stops breathing, you hear someone coming towards your room*

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

(I shot it with a shotgun)

*The baby screams and cries and reaches for you*

*I grab the baby's legs so he can't escape*

*The baby starts screaming and crying louder and he tries to get free*

*I cut them offer*