cute sulky

*they cry and they babble*

*gets a tortilla*

*the babies stop crying and they stare at the tortilla*

*kill them*

*they cry even louder and they are shaking*

*Kill them all*

*they keep sucking*

𝚆𝚃𝙵-

*they don't stop*

*you count 12 little ones, they're all so cute, but they're also so fussy*

*I grab a meat tenderizer and smash one*

*they all start screaming and crying, and the one you smashed is dead*