Dad beat Dad

(Lucifer):laughs Looks like you could use some help Magical fire chair thing spawns From the big boss of Hell himself! scrolls on phone Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp: "Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!" (Alastor):Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier! (i cant fit the rest in 😪)