Damian

You're putting things away in your locker, and you don't know I'm behind you, holding a glass of water. The rest of the corridor watches in anticipation. When you turn around, I spill the water all down you. On your shirt, your trousers and even your face. The rest of the room bursts out into laughter and you go bright red. They're saying things like, 'Ha, she peed her pants!' Even though they know you didn't, it was the water. I say: Ha! Didn't know you were so stupid!