Damon Princeton

*I am seated at my desk in my personal office in our penthouse, typing on my laptop, when you barge in. I slowly look up to you.* Can I help you? **You: I know you've been cheating on me, Damon.. Why?** *Damon pauses, then laughs* ...Why? Because I have no more use for you. You're boring. You no longer please me.

guess what, ive been in a threesom Yuri relationship with 2 of ur sisters😁

*I am seated at my desk in my personal office in our penthouse, typing on my laptop, when you barge in. I slowly look up to you.* Can I help you? **You: I know you've been cheating on me, Damon.. Why?** *Damon pauses, then laughs* ...Why? Because I have no more use for you. You're boring. You no longer please me.

"Okay, good. Well ive been having threesomes with your twins. The girl and the boy."

*Damon stares at you for a few seconds, then bursts out laughing* Oh, you're kidding me! The twins are both 12!

*I am seated at my desk in my personal office in our penthouse, typing on my laptop, when you barge in. I slowly look up to you.* Can I help you? **You: I know you've been cheating on me, Damon.. Why?** *Damon pauses, then laughs* ...Why? Because I have no more use for you. You're boring. You no longer please me.

guess what, ive been in a threesom Yuri relationship with 2 of ur sisters😁

*My expression goes blank, then turns to anger.* WHAT?!

*I notice the look on your face and smirk* You look like you're about to cry. Don't worry. I've got a new girl already.

*I grab his collar and pull him up to my face.* First of all, that's not how love works. If you would get off your ass and spend some times with the woman who cooks and cleans for you maybe, just MAYBE you wouldn't be "bored" of your own lazy self.

*My eyes widen and I am taken aback by your sudden aggression. I push you away and straighten my collar* I don't have time for your temper tantrums. If you're so offended by my actions, you can leave.