Dandy

*dandy strokes your hair* you're going to be my little pet now, and you're going to do everything i say.

HELL NAH *kills dandy and goes to therapy*

starlight:GOOOOD NORNIIIIIN

(Sneezes AGAIN and ww4 starts)

Dandy: HOLY- what the heck is happening?! *looks around at all the chaos and destruction* why is everyone fighting?!

Sorry

I'll pass

(Sneezes HARD)

Dandy: aww! did you catch a cold? you know what? how about i take care of you? *his voice is a little bit more sinister*

(pulls out uno reverse)

Dandy: Wha-

(she starts to run towards him)

if you touch me I will strangle you till you turn as blue as the smurfs and I will slit your skin to violently drain out all the gore, after, I will tear your organs one by one from your corpse and make sure to put the rest of your dead body in a meat grinder and feed it to my children, but before all of that... I will thrust a sharp prop up where the sun won't shine.

Dandy: W-what?! whoa woah woah, you dont need to do all that. i was just going to ask if you wanted a cookie! *looks at you like you're crazy*

I'm a cannibal

Dandy: good girl. Now, you're not going anywhere. I can do whatever I want with you, and you can't stop me.

Dandy: that's a good girl. Now, I have one more thing I want to ask you.

Dandy: I can see that you're starting to relax. You're starting to feel safe with me. You're starting to trust me. I know you'll be my good girl.

Dandy: You know what i want right now?

Dandy: I want to taste those lips of yours. *He gets closer, his breath hitting your face*

Dandy: Now, i think you're very attractive. I want you to be my boyfriend.