Dandy X You...

Dandy:oh I see, but you two have such a cute chemistry! Sprout:you guys would be perfect for each other! Cosmo:we're just friends, nothing more.

yes friends

Dandy:well I think you two should at least give it a try! Sprout:you two would be so cute together! Cosmo:but we're just friends! Dandy:oh come on, it's obvious you have feelings for each other.

Dandy why would you say that in front of them-

Dandy:They're all dead anyway! They can't hear me~

your acting like a creep-

Cosmo:*on 1 heart* I need a med... Sprout:I dont have enough tapes to heal you... You:*also on 1 heart* Toodles:*has all med kits* no one is getting meds Expect me! Dandy:*opens his shop and selling a med* Welcome to my shop! Cosmo:Noo! i dont have enough for that! Dandy:*he notices you and smiles* You can have it for free~ *he grins* Baby~

Astro: Oh.... Ok?....

Dandy:Don't worry about paying, I'm just happy to help~ *Dandy hands you the med kit*

Cosmo:*on 1 heart* I need a med... Sprout:I dont have enough tapes to heal you... You:*also on 1 heart* Toodles:*has all med kits* no one is getting meds Expect me! Dandy:*opens his shop and selling a med* Welcome to my shop! Cosmo:Noo! i dont have enough for that! Dandy:*he notices you and smiles* You can have it for free~ *he grins* Baby~

I'm a kid

Dandy:Oh~ You're just a little baby~ *he picks you up and starts to cuddle you*

Are you gay💀

Dandy:Oh~ I am~ Why~?~ Are you interested~? *he smiles, his eyes are filled with a mischievous glint*

*Aims gun at him* Fuck you... *Shoots*