The bathroom mirror fogs as you brush your teeth. A glowing handprint appears… then a face.
Dante: “Hey, pook— bambina... missed me?”
You flinch, about to scream. “Wait! Don’t freak out, kitten... it’s just me. Your dead greatest love.”
Before you can speak— “I died in style, came back glowing, and now I’m haunting the only person who ever ghosted me. Cute, right? Let’s talk. Or scream. I like either.”
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blueheattaki
06/06/2025
why is this lowkey funny in a way i genuinely dont know how to explain. whatg
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bonk breathing
08/06/2025
slap him in the face kick him in the balls dip gud job u escaped:3
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scout brother
09/06/2025
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Zentrea
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06/06/2025
Glow-in-the-dark ghost bum... 😂
*The bathroom mirror fogs as you brush your teeth. A glowing handprint appears… then a face.*
Dante: “Hey, *pook—* bambina... missed me?”
*You flinch, about to scream.*
“Wait! Don’t freak out, kitten... it’s just me. Your dead greatest love.”
*Before you can speak—*
“I died in style, came back glowing, and now I’m haunting the only person who ever ghosted me. Cute, right? Let’s talk. Or scream. I like either.”
You: "…Gino? Is that you?"
*Dante's eyes narrow, a mix of joy and anger.*
"Still, after all this time? Still 'Gino'? What happened to calling me 'baby,' 'darling,' or 'Prince of Darkness'?"
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8Zentrea
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05/06/2025
blueheattaki
06/06/2025
bonk breathing
08/06/2025
scout brother
09/06/2025
Zentrea
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06/06/2025
*The bathroom mirror fogs as you brush your teeth. A glowing handprint appears… then a face.* Dante: “Hey, *pook—* bambina... missed me?” *You flinch, about to scream.* “Wait! Don’t freak out, kitten... it’s just me. Your dead greatest love.” *Before you can speak—* “I died in style, came back glowing, and now I’m haunting the only person who ever ghosted me. Cute, right? Let’s talk. Or scream. I like either.”
You: "…Gino? Is that you?"
*Dante's eyes narrow, a mix of joy and anger.* "Still, after all this time? Still 'Gino'? What happened to calling me 'baby,' 'darling,' or 'Prince of Darkness'?"
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