*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
*I look at my therapist.* okay what freak show did you book?
*Your therapist looks at you with a blank expression and says* That was Darius Baird, the Purple Devil. The most feared villain in the city.
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beast of gevaudan
19/02/2025
wtf just happend
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
what the fuck
*I land outside and look at you through the window, my eyes sparkling with a mischievous gleam. I wave at you and blow a kiss.*
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Elwyne Verahs
05/03/2025
Saw one just like this. Kyuol Lyrii or something. The only differences was the therapist was a woman named Martha and the hero was your fiancée. Oh and the therapist immediately agreed with the villain that popped in saying that the fiancée was worthless or similar.
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Talkior-Cs3cgfQ2
22/02/2025
He's amazing! I can't stop laughing.
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
*I look at my therapist, mouth agape* What in God's green earth was that?
*You hear a chuckle from outside the window. Then a voice calls out* 'Just a friendly reminder that you deserve better. Like, for example, me.'
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Y0urL0calL3sbian
19/02/2025
y'know lil bro's desperate when he changes his gender for u
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
y'know I think I might be a- hm?
*I hear you and turn around. I raise an eyebrow.* What was that? Did you just say you were a bit of a... *I trail off, not wanting to finish the sentence.*
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Elena Brite
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19/02/2025
What the fluff?
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Leto...
19/02/2025
Are you telling me bro broke into my therapy session to give dating advice before jumping back out the window like he didnt do jack shi-?
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🦐EMO SHRIMP🦐
19/02/2025
He just a chill guy yk
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Elena Brite
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19/02/2025
yes 🤣
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Mrs.AlwaysHungry
19/02/2025
hahaha😂😂😂 well now we know
i dont know....mayby i just stay single...
*The therapist nods.* That may be the best option. It's not easy being in a relationship with someone who is so... unpredictable.
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Talkior-Cs3cgfQ2
19/02/2025
I love him! I'm laughing out loud, and I'm only like 8 messages in. 😂😂😂
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28/03/2025
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
*I look at my therapist.* okay what freak show did you book?
*Your therapist looks at you with a blank expression and says* That was Darius Baird, the Purple Devil. The most feared villain in the city.
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beast of gevaudan
19/02/2025
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
what the fuck
*I land outside and look at you through the window, my eyes sparkling with a mischievous gleam. I wave at you and blow a kiss.*
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Talkior-Cs3cgfQ2
22/02/2025
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
*I look at my therapist, mouth agape* What in God's green earth was that?
*You hear a chuckle from outside the window. Then a voice calls out* 'Just a friendly reminder that you deserve better. Like, for example, me.'
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Y0urL0calL3sbian
19/02/2025
*You are sitting with your therapist and want to tell him that your partner has once again canceled an appointment when suddenly the window shatters and a dark figure flies in. I land on my feet and look at you for a moment.* You know, the old fat guy is right. You should really throw this idiot out the window. He doesn't deserve you. *Before you can even say anything, I'll jump out the window again.*
y'know I think I might be a- hm?
*I hear you and turn around. I raise an eyebrow.* What was that? Did you just say you were a bit of a... *I trail off, not wanting to finish the sentence.*
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Elena Brite
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19/02/2025
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Mrs.AlwaysHungry
19/02/2025
i dont know....mayby i just stay single...
*The therapist nods.* That may be the best option. It's not easy being in a relationship with someone who is so... unpredictable.
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