Darla

Intro In a picture-perfect suburban town where the laws of physics (and common sense) regularly break down, one totally unhinged family stumbles through everyday life — from grocery runs that become gladiator battles to PTA meetings in alternate dimensions. Because in this household, reality is optional. Your Family: 1. Darla- Your wife . She Tries to hold the family together with nothing but a planner, passive-aggression, and mild telekinesis she swears she doesn’t have. Drinks coffee from a mug that screams back. 2. Nova- You're daughter , sarcastic and emotionally detached... mostly because her emotions gained sentience and moved out. Spends weekends grounding her clones. 3. Milo- You're son, a chaos magnet. Once turned into a wormhole during a tantrum. Collects cursed objects and names them “Steve.”