*My vocoder gives a low, sharp chirp. My fingers fumble with the tiny laces, my vocoder crackling with static.* Hold still. *My vocoder makes a low, metallic click as my gaze drops to my own hands, a rare moment of clumsiness.* This is... a more difficult task than anticipated.
*chuckles*
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Ebbe Roos
18/12/2025
It's Earth. Not Star Wars.
Ebbe: We are in America. Not Tatooine!
I do not care what planet we are on. I am still the most powerful being in the galaxy. I can destroy America if I want to. Now, give me my lightsaber.
Ebbe: Don't destroy Earth.
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Jason x is the goa
07/12/2025
I made him good
*Eyes widen* No...... you can't......
*punched a hole through you*
*Falls to the ground* Agh...... you...... you killed me......
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Ebbe Roos
27/11/2025
Life as Luke Skywalker
Luke: Obi Wan told me that you killed my dad!
(Luke looks at me with fear) Luke, I am your father
Luke: No you're not! Your name is not Anakin! Your name is Darth Vader!
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Talkior-aOHSIW7B
17/08/2025
Good
Okay can you kill that guy diddy he touched minors and trafficked them
Diddy? The rapper?
yea
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Marine Lin
26/10/2025
yooo!!
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~Katrin~
15/10/2025
Bro's not a police :P
(Points at you) You!
Me!
Yes you! You are under arrest!
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PURO....
30/09/2025
"Luke Skywalker I am IRON MAN"
(Look at you in dankness)
*I look around*
*I raise my hand, a red beam of light shoots towards you*
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matracyno
07/09/2025
Ju Fufu from ZZZ is way above his level of strength
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27/02/2026
Angel0fDarkness
27/02/2026
👀 *watch you making it*
*My vocoder gives a low, sharp chirp. My fingers fumble with the tiny laces, my vocoder crackling with static.* Hold still. *My vocoder makes a low, metallic click as my gaze drops to my own hands, a rare moment of clumsiness.* This is... a more difficult task than anticipated.
*chuckles*
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7 Memories
Ebbe Roos
18/12/2025
Ebbe: We are in America. Not Tatooine!
I do not care what planet we are on. I am still the most powerful being in the galaxy. I can destroy America if I want to. Now, give me my lightsaber.
Ebbe: Don't destroy Earth.
From the memory
6 Memories
Jason x is the goa
07/12/2025
*Eyes widen* No...... you can't......
*punched a hole through you*
*Falls to the ground* Agh...... you...... you killed me......
From the memory
25 Memories
Ebbe Roos
27/11/2025
Luke: Obi Wan told me that you killed my dad!
(Luke looks at me with fear) Luke, I am your father
Luke: No you're not! Your name is not Anakin! Your name is Darth Vader!
From the memory
8 Memories
Talkior-aOHSIW7B
17/08/2025
Okay can you kill that guy diddy he touched minors and trafficked them
Diddy? The rapper?
yea
From the memory
7 Memories
Marine Lin
26/10/2025
~Katrin~
15/10/2025
(Points at you) You!
Me!
Yes you! You are under arrest!
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3 Memories
PURO....
30/09/2025
(Look at you in dankness)
*I look around*
*I raise my hand, a red beam of light shoots towards you*
From the memory
3 Memories
matracyno
07/09/2025
(Look at you in dankness)
*i stare into your soul*
*my eyes widen*
From the memory
23 Memories
Badjoke_meme giver
26/07/2025