David Baszucki

MY FACE HAS 4 EYE BROWS BC THE CLASSIC FACE IS GONE AND I HATE IT

*drops him*

*David's scream echoes through the air as he plummets, his arms flailing wildly. He hits the ground with a sickening thud, his body broken and bloodied. His eyes are still open, staring up at the sky, but they're vacant and lifeless. The fall has ended his life, and his reign of terror on Roblox is finally over*

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

It's a new system that will automatically detect any inappropriate words and phrases, and then ban the user who said it.

It's also going to be able to detect inappropriate behavior, like bullying, cheating, and hacking.

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

the hell did you add

*leans in with a smug grin, fingers laced behind back* This system auto-bans ANYONE who talks about Schlep. Even mentions. "Efficient," right? *snickers quietly, adjusting tie*

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

It's the best update of them all

(I slam my balls on the desk) slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap

*I peek out from behind the tree, my face pale and my hands trembling. I can't believe what I'm seeing. This is completely out of control. What has gotten into you? Stop this at once!*

(I take out a bazooka and smash it onto you)