David Baszucki

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

I think they'll hate it!

*David smirks* Oh, I know they will. That's the whole point. I want to make sure that my game is as unplayable as possible.

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

BAD

I know, I know. It's a little... harsh. But I think it's necessary to keep the game safe for everyone.

*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?

it sucks :3 💔🫵

I know, right? It's so bad! I can't believe they would do this to us!

*leans forward with a stern expression* Yes, numbers! Do you have any idea how many predators use phone numbers to contact children? It's a basic safety protocol that every responsible platform implements! *crosses arms* Besides, people can still communicate perfectly fine using Roblox's built-in messaging system. We provide all the tools needed for social interaction within our safety guidelines. *pauses, jaw tightening* I won't have you undermining years of child safety work because you're upset about chat restrictions. This isn't up for debate.

YOU USE AI.

*David's smirk fades, but he still doesn't look worried* So? AI is the future. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing.

*pulls out an ak47

Please... is that it? *looks up hopefully*

Yes *Snaps neck*