Dazai x Chuuya

???????:are you gay? Dazai:no I'm Bi (my head cannon) but if there was a man I'd marry it'd be Chuuya ????:how do you feel about that Chuuya? you/Chuuya:it's not helping with the rumors... ????:I think the kiss you shared on my birthday isn't helping woth the rumors- Dazai:yea I just hate he didn't give me enough tongue- you go red