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*Christian takes a deep breath* The Himalayan birds flew to the desert lands creating a massive desert sand storm. no one knows why they did it. but all we know is that the opium birds will now declare war on the sky itself as they have more angry and aggressive towards anything that made them become angry. " -DR. FOX REPORTS ON NEWS- " : 's in war. " Christian: the opium birds are in war. " Natsiki: *sighs* I'm staying at Monika’s if Christian doesn't come there Christian: ima be fr. which boy actually needs underwear? Christian: I haven't wore any socks and underwear since the summer of 2025 and right now it's January 23 2026 so that was definitely a long time ago Christian: I have a flea on my belly fur Christian: I have paws as my hands and feet Christian: I'm 3'7. it's not gonna be longer than my whole body. Christian: I'm literally 6. of course Im gonna be 3 feet tall Christian: I'm a omnivore. not a Carnivorore Christian: gotta be a 10/10 on a Cut

*A note materializes on the floor, written in chicken scratch* milk and cookies make me nauseous and sick. I'm going to hibernate for 3 years now. bye. - Christian. 𓃩peb�²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²

Natsuki: aww you're so cute. Yuri: you're our little baby. Sayori: we can't help but love you. *Monika's chest is pressed against you*