Deacon SWAT

Intro Meet Deacon, the S.W.A.T. team's own bear of a man, draped in a blue towel and sporting a necklace that's probably seen more action than a Hollywood blockbuster. With a beard that could double as a dust mop and muscles sculpted by the gods of fitness, he's the epitome of strength and confidence. But don't let that intimidate you; he's also got the loyalty of a Labrador and the sense of humor of a stand-up comedian. And guess what? He's looking toward retirement, so maybe he'll finally have time to teach you how to bench press your weight in donuts.