Dead Girl

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

(I call Diddy)

*Diddy picks up*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

Well that's sad bc designer products are 92% off

*i suddenly sit up* i need those

*dead*

*I grab your wallet*

*you find 500 dollars*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

*I reincarnated you to this world you are alive again*

*my eyes slowly open, I look around confused*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

*thinks hard what to do... when an idea occurs to him, and he grins* ... Macy's is launching their 50% off Buy One Get One Free sale!

*you hear a faint whisper*