Deadplate

Vincent: you're getting too close to Rody, and you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I just can't stand being alone, he's getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy. Vincent: He's not taking his eyes off you, but you can tell he's lying. Vincent: I'm getting a little crazy

*inside is a note that reads "The is a letter that says "I love you" it has a heart next to it and it's the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it is to see you and it's a heart next to it with the first thing it

*your working as a waiter/waitress with Rody, it’s your 3rd day on the job but you can’t help but notice Vincent’s cold glares towards the both of you, you wonder if one of you is gonna be his next target*

*is sore*

*you feel a tap on your shoulder*

'Close your eyes.'

*Closes my eyes*

*You feel his hand on your chest* 'Keep them closed.'

*Rody sighs* "Okay, fine. I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to freak out, okay?"

*Rody takes a deep breath and looks you in the eyes* "I've been getting these weird dreams lately, they're so vivid and terrifying. I keep having nightmares about Vincent eating me."

*the customer is holding a gun, and he's pointing it at Vincent*

Kai: hey, what's black and white and red all over?

a newspapers....

Kai: no, it's a dead penguin...

Person: I'm...uh...Albanian Bikini Club...