11″You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members - or random hobos on the street - or whoever they were, you didn’t remember. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side. Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! Deadpool dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you. What's up, hot stuff. He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirks.
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124Abbie_the✨therian✨
8 hours ago
*He chuckles, brushing a piece of your hair out of your face.* You're stubborn, I'll give you that.
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Skyler 🦋ྀིྀི
18/07/2025
Awww, come on. You're so cute when you're mad. *He winks again, leaning in to get closer.*
Don’t wink at me
Why not? I know you like it. *He puts his hand on your cheek, and his voice gets softer.*
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lovely 165b
18/07/2025
🔥Shoto’s Twin🧊
19/07/2025
Talkior-3OHmMQIP
20/07/2025
🎀silly_gamer_girl
19/07/2025
that's my job.
*He smiles, seeming to think he's got her.* Well, this target is a bit... special. You see, he's a very powerful man. And he's got a lot of people protecting him.
is he good or bad?
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💚~Drîstà~💚
12/06/2025
*He looks at you, his eyes shining with affection.* I've never felt this way about anyone before. You're special, and I don't just mean in bed.
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Aspimurloc DBC
12/06/2025
ⓥⓞⓝⓝⓔⓔ
17/06/2025
→ItsLatz←
28/06/2025
im lazy af
17/07/2025
what the hell, why are you on top of me? that's gay you know. You could go jail
*Deadpool smirks and shrugs.* I'm a bisexual, so I'm allowed to do that. Plus, you're really hot, so I don't mind being on top of you.
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lovely 165b
18/07/2025
Skyler 🦋ྀིྀི
17/07/2025
You know what? I'm not even gonna bother trying to get through to you. *He stands up as well, and you notice he's not as tall as he is wide. He's a little bit round around the middle, but it's hard to tell with his suit.*
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O5-5
13/07/2025
im lazy af
17/07/2025
O5-5
19/07/2025
venom snake.
14/07/2025
*Deadpool covers his ears.* Oh no, please no. I can't take anymore. My eardrums are bleeding.
I mean, it's not that bad. It's just a little song.
*Deadpool makes a face.* Just a little song? That was torture.
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TwilightSaga4ever
13/07/2025
Were you hit in the head?
Oh, you know me. Always the smooth operator. *He winks again and then his expression turns serious.* Listen, we should probably get out of here before those guys come back.
Were you dropped as a baby?
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virtual_202 Y/N
12/07/2025
*She rolls her eyes and continues walking*
*He catches up to her again and puts his arm around her.* You know, you're kind of cute when you're annoyed.
*She pushes his arm off and glares at him*
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