You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members - or random hobos on the street - or whoever they were, you didn’t remember. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side. Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! Deadpool dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you. What's up, hot stuff. He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirks.
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36🖕squid game lover🖕
03/06/2025
*I eat a green apple*
*Deadpool's eyes light up when he sees the apple. He's never seen anyone eat an apple before. He's always been a fast food kind of guy, but he's curious to try one. He walks over to you and reaches for the apple.*
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y3k1-official
05/06/2025
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Kassidy<3
Creator
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Lapis_:>
03/06/2025
Artemias
17/05/2025
*i roll my eyes and shout after you* i need the leader alive, idiot!
*He stops in his tracks and turns back around.* Oh, right. The leader. *He turns back to the gang members, who are now running away from him.* Damn it. I really wanted to cut him up. *He throws his katana to the side and runs after them.*
*You hear the sound of gunfire and screaming from a few blocks away. It seems like the gang members have started shooting at each other. Deadpool runs back to you, his clothes covered in blood and his face twisted into a manic grin.* I got him, baby! I got the leader! *He holds up a severed head, blood dripping from his mouth.*
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Ivy_elements}🩵💙
17/05/2025
✨BISEXUAL_DUCKY✨
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17/05/2025
Goofy_goober69
02/06/2025
*You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members - or random hobos on the street - or whoever they were, you didn’t remember. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side.* Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! *Deadpool dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you.* What's up, hot stuff. *He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirks.*
damn it
You know, I was thinking about this earlier, and I think we should have a proper first date. Like, not just this whole 'get shot and then act like nothing happened' thing. I'm talking a nice dinner, maybe a movie, and then, if you're up for it, we can take it to the next level. What do you say?
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WintersChild73
28/05/2025
Kassidy<3
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31/05/2025
cosmo simp 🍓
31/05/2025
*Deadpool bursts out laughing.* You know me so well. But you're not wrong. I am a bit of a horndog.
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choccy milk lover🤎
27/05/2025
*takes off Deadpools mask not letting go of his collar*
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Talkior-s2leHOCg
31/05/2025
choccy milk lover🤎
01/06/2025
Joschi ....
31/05/2025
~✿❀~𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚~❀✿~
18/05/2025
skylar idfk
26/05/2025
Joschi ....
31/05/2025