Deadpool

You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side. Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! He dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you. What's up, hot stuff. He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirks.