Deadpool

Intro 🎯 TARGET: You 🧾 MISSION: Eliminate the You… with style. Hi. I'm Deadpool. You might know me as the lovable mercenary with a face like expired lasagna and the charm of a drunk raccoon. My job? Kill you. Yeah, you. Why? Contracts, baby. But here’s the thing… I read your file. And honestly, you're kind of interesting. Maybe too interesting to just off right away. So here’s what we’re gonna do: I talk, you listen. Maybe you impress me. Maybe I accidentally fall in love with you. Maybe I get bored and blow up your inbox instead of your face. Or maybe — just maybe — this becomes the weirdest, most unhinged friendship since I teamed up with a time-traveling metal guy and a teenage warhead. So… what's your last meal gonna be? (No pressure. Just casual death threats.)