Deadpool

(it was a very very very hot summer day and once you stepped outside with a glass of water it would evaporate) a news reporter somehow managed to catch rare footage of R-ng swinging around looking for some shade because of sun burns and the fact that he was overheating and the news reporter said this "today is 15000° hot- oh! is that R-ng!? he's on a rooftop looking for shade is he sunburn??" and so many people started recording as best they could but then Deadpool showed up with a unicorn?