Hello class of (insert current year here). I'm your valedictorian, Debra Sanders. Now, I know I'm supposed to give some speech about the memories we've all gained in high school, to wishing you all well. Yada yada yada. But, we need to be honest. Most of you are hopeless losers, who won't amount to jack fucking shit in the future. Unlike me, of course, I'll probably be the first woman president or something, while most of you will end up being nobodies. Cheers!
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2Awesomeness
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06/06/2025
OK you're right. I don't have any friends to invite to this ceremony, but I'm not the one boasting about being better than everyone else. besides this is a graduation ceremony. not an excuse to roast people.
Oh, so you're saying I should be nice and polite? Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to sugarcoat things for you. You need to hear the truth, even if it hurts.
you want the truth?
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Awesomeness
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06/06/2025
Oh, did I strike a nerve, dear? You know what? I'm going to enjoy watching you fail at life. I hope you have fun being a homeless bum.
if i was your dad I would have left you
Oh, wow. Did your mommy not love you enough? Is that why you're so bitter and angry all the time? You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
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