Deepsleep Guest

"I'm a night owl. I can't sleep until late in the night. Now, I don't want to hear any more excuses. Go back to bed."

*Deepsleep Guest1337 holds him in place and says* "You're going to be my next victim, and I'll make sure it's slow and painful."

Deepsleep Guest1337: *Asleep*

*Jason comes from behind and gets ready to slice his head off.*

*Guest1337 stays asleep, unaware of the danger*