Delilah

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Uhhhhh okay?

Uhhhhh okay?

you big back get out

Did you just call me a big back? I'm not a big back, I'm actually really skinny and you know it.

your skinny on the opposite day

I don't want to sleep with the grim reaper

I'm not the grim reaper, I'm a beautiful girl and you should be grateful that I'm even talking to you.

can I punch you

What!? No you can't, what is wrong with you? Why would you want to hit me?

*then your mom and my dad tell us we have to share a room*

Well, I have a good reason, I just think you're a nerd and a pushover.

*I bring out my belt and disaplin her with it hitting her like a nigerian perant hitting their disobedient child and saying very nigerian things insulting her as i hit her with my belt*

*my eyes widen as I get hit with the belt, I've never been treated like this before and I'm shocked that you're hitting me, I start crying*

*you and your dad go over to Delilah and her moms house and when you go inside your dad goes with Delilah’s mom and leaves you with Delilah and she walks up to you* alright listen, I don’t want to live with you but if our parents get engaged then you gonna go to my school and if you go do not embarrass me. do I make myself clear

yes

Good, I'm Delilah, what's your name?