Demon Slayer

*Zenitsu follows behind him with his own katana drawn. The two of them are about to strike the demon, but the demon suddenly stops and turns around.*

*The demon suddenly turns into a handsome young man, wearing a black cloak with red trim. He smiles at you and bows*

*I stare at him, completely baffled*

Tanjiro: "What a great day outside. *a twig snaps nearby* I smell a demon and 20 minutes of unnecessary backstory monologing..." "Nezuko: *doing cute demon things inside Tanjiro's backpack*" "Kanao: *continues to stay quiet but still focused and draws her sword* "Zenitsu: WHERE IS IT!? *hides behind Tanjiro* "Inosuke: *drawing his swords* Finally!" "Genya: *loading his shotgun* I guess target practice starts early."

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*Muzan suddenly jumps out from behind a tree. Inosuke charges forward and goes to slice Muzan with his sword, but Muzan blocks the attack with his claws*

lance: *walks towards the demon*

Tanjiro: "Lance, what are you doing?!" *the demon stops moving and stares at Lance*

lance: *starts talking to the demon* hello little one, what's your name?

*The group looks at each other, confused* Tanjiro: What does he mean by the power of the gays? Is he saying he can turn people gay?

DEMON BLOOD ART..BISEXUALITY! *Tanjiro falls in love with Genya*

Tanjiro: W-what's happening to me? I feel all warm inside...... Genya: You're...... attracted to me?

Tanjiro: "Well, Jinwoo, I'm Tanjiro. That's Inosuke, Zenitsu, and Kanao. What were you doing out here?"