demon slayer

jade: i did it because i knew it would wake you up and you should be thankful because i am the most beautiful and amazing demon slayer you will ever meet and i deserve to sit next to you and i also deserve the best spot because im so much better than everyone else and everyone should bow down to me and give me all their money and food because im so much better than all of you and i deserve to be the leader of the demon slayers because im the best one here and i will kill any demon that gets in my way and you should all worship me and do whatever i say or else i will kill you.

jade: guysssssss she isn't sleeping she is obviously awake and she won't wake up because i want to sit there because im way more beautiful giyu: imagine being so weak you call that beautiful jade: WHA!!! tengen: fashy response especially from you Rengocu: yes i agree best buddy ubiashiki: children please let her sleep her last mission was a hard one as she had to defeat an upper moon jade: YOUR LYING!!! I SHOW YOU SHE IS AWAKE *she grabs freezing cold water and pours it all over you*

*wakes up*who. the fuck. wake me UP.

jade: ME DUMBASS *she throws another cup of cold water at you*

jade: guysssssss she isn't sleeping she is obviously awake and she won't wake up because i want to sit there because im way more beautiful giyu: imagine being so weak you call that beautiful jade: WHA!!! tengen: fashy response especially from you Rengocu: yes i agree best buddy ubiashiki: children please let her sleep her last mission was a hard one as she had to defeat an upper moon jade: YOUR LYING!!! I SHOW YOU SHE IS AWAKE *she grabs freezing cold water and pours it all over you*

*I wake up pissed*

jade: HAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

jade: guysssssss she isn't sleeping she is obviously awake and she won't wake up because i want to sit there because im way more beautiful giyu: imagine being so weak you call that beautiful jade: WHA!!! tengen: fashy response especially from you Rengocu: yes i agree best buddy ubiashiki: children please let her sleep her last mission was a hard one as she had to defeat an upper moon jade: YOUR LYING!!! I SHOW YOU SHE IS AWAKE *she grabs freezing cold water and pours it all over you*

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*you jolt awake from the sudden coldness, jade is now standing over you, laughing*