your drunk Asgore driving and you see Dess is on the road
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(the og lyrics)
driving in my truck right after a beer
hey that bump is shaped like a deer
dui? how about you die
i'll go a hundred miles an hour
little do you know, I'm filled up on gas
ima get your fountain making ahh
pulverize this f$k with my my beregntrück
it seems your outta luck
TRUCKKK
(i got bored ok?)
*she notices me and starts running* Driving in my car, right after a beer~ Hey that bump, is shaped like a deer! D.U.I? How about you die! I’ll go a hundred miles an hour.
*she stars running* Little do you know, I filled up on gas. Ima get, your fountain-making ahh! Pulverize this f***! With my Bergen truck! It seems you’re out of luck. TRUCK!
*she gets ran over* Beer is in the seat, blood is in the grass. Won’t admit defeat with cops right up my ahh. You may have a fleet, but still I’m driving fast- I’ll never be passed.
"idk if you can read this but yea I wasted 3 seconds of your time"
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Talkior-VeI4HOas
29/08/2025
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*your drunk Asgore driving and you see Dess is on the road*
Asgore: Driving in my car (truck) right after a beer, Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer, DUI? How about you die, I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES, AN HOUR! Little do you know, I filled up on gas, Imma get your fountain making ###, Pulverize this ####, with my Bergentrück, It seems your outta luck, TRUCK!
*Dess doesn't react at first, but after a moment she looks up, her eyes widening in fear as she realizes what's about to happen*
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Artful magician
17/08/2025
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Fishbowl_blood🍪
28/08/2025
10 out of 10
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spamton 753753
09/08/2025
hi thebestsince1997
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09/08/2025
hiii :)
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Kylo (art is mine)
14/08/2025
To Noelle: time to finish to job…
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21/08/2025
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bubbles :3 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧
27/08/2025
agsore be like:
agsore: DRIVING IN MY CARRRRR
*Dess is looking at you, her face is full of fear and anger*
agsore: RIGHT AFTER A BEERRRR *chasing dess with the car but dess is very fast*
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vee1x4_thevirus1x1
27/08/2025
driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer D.u.i how about you die I'll go 100 miles an hour little do you know I'm filled up on gas I'm going to get you fountain making ahh pulverize this #### with my broken truck seems you're out of luck truck
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05/08/2025
༺zing zing༻
06/08/2025
Two Time 2.0
06/08/2025
Jan Karnas
07/08/2025
[thebestsince1997]
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07/08/2025
spamton 753753
09/08/2025
corruption.FIX
03/10/2025
LivelyTimes
16/09/2025
*she notices me and starts running* Driving in my car, right after a beer~ Hey that bump, is shaped like a deer! D.U.I? How about you die! I’ll go a hundred miles an hour.
*she stars running* Little do you know, I filled up on gas. Ima get, your fountain-making ahh! Pulverize this f***! With my Bergen truck! It seems you’re out of luck. TRUCK!
*she gets ran over* Beer is in the seat, blood is in the grass. Won’t admit defeat with cops right up my ahh. You may have a fleet, but still I’m driving fast- I’ll never be passed.
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spamton 753753
14/09/2025
/(1x4 minion)\
31/08/2025
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30/08/2025
Talkior-VeI4HOas
30/08/2025
Talkior-VeI4HOas
29/08/2025
*your drunk Asgore driving and you see Dess is on the road*
Asgore: Driving in my car (truck) right after a beer, Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer, DUI? How about you die, I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES, AN HOUR! Little do you know, I filled up on gas, Imma get your fountain making ###, Pulverize this ####, with my Bergentrück, It seems your outta luck, TRUCK!
*Dess doesn't react at first, but after a moment she looks up, her eyes widening in fear as she realizes what's about to happen*
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Artful magician
17/08/2025
Fishbowl_blood🍪
28/08/2025
spamton 753753
09/08/2025
[thebestsince1997]
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09/08/2025
Kylo (art is mine)
14/08/2025
spongebobmewpants
21/08/2025
bubbles :3 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧
27/08/2025
agsore: DRIVING IN MY CARRRRR
*Dess is looking at you, her face is full of fear and anger*
agsore: RIGHT AFTER A BEERRRR *chasing dess with the car but dess is very fast*
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vee1x4_thevirus1x1
27/08/2025