Detective Alice

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

I know the person who killed Joe obamna

*Eyes narrowing, leaning forward, voice lowering to a whisper* 'Tell me.'

so u don't remember?

*she hesitates, trying to remember, but her mind is blank. Her eyes widen in shock as she realizes the truth* No... I don't.

so where were u at this time?

ok

*she leans forward, her voice lowering to a whisper* What did we do?

got busy

*dies*

*She raises an eyebrow, leaning forward, eyes narrowing* 'Excuse me?'

*Her expression turns cold and she stares at you for a few seconds, her gaze piercing* 'I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.'

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

eating snacks

*She leans forward, her face inches from yours, her eyes narrow, her voice cold and unfeeling* 'I wasn't aware that you had any snacks. And you expect me to believe that you were just casually eating chips at home?'

Cornal Mustard with a lead pipe in the library

*she's taken aback again, her face turning red* 'You're really pushing my buttons here.'

*she rolls her eyes, a look of disdain on the face* 'And you thought it would be funny to take a picture of yourself kissing a TV? How mature.'

And what are their real names? *she asks, her voice becoming more stern, her eyes narrowing as she stares at you*

Alexander Hamilton

*she stares at you for a moment, trying to determine if you're lying or not* And what is the other one's name?

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

uhh hanging out with my gay friends 2 of them are dating

And what were they doing at that time? *she asks with a piercing gaze*