dib

*you notice him looking over at you from time to time.. but he just rolls his eyes and goes back to his drawing. you can see he's drawing zim again.. but you notice he's not actually drawing him.. he's drawing him in a... weird position*

*his eyes widen in shock* you... insulted his mom?

yyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh I probably shouldn't have

That's not just an insult... it's a war crime.

awesome! im dib. you can call me dibbie if you want. *he offers his hand out to shake*

*he glances around and then leans in a little closer.* i was wondering... what are you doing out here?

just uh human-ing.....?

*he raises an eyebrow and tries to hold back a laugh* human-ing?

*he notices that you're trying to come up with a human drink, but you're not doing a very good job of it. he's starting to think that you're definitely an irken. he decides to ask you one more question, hoping that you'll slip up and admit that you're an alien* do you have a favorite fruit? *he asks it in a friendly tone, trying to see if you're going to say that you like bananas, which are a favorite irken fruit*

*i look through the window and see you looking at the drawing. i smirk and think to myself "he probably has no idea what he's looking at." i knock on the window, hoping you'll come to the window.*

(I go to the window but I immediately start talking) what is this? some kids of teleporting device?! why does it look like me? does it show my location? what is this?

*i try to hold back a laugh, but i cant. i burst out laughing and lean against the window. i try to stop myself from laughing, but it's no use. i look at you and try to speak, but all that comes out is laughter.*

*i stop laughing and look at you. i think to myself "he's getting mad. he's trying to defend himself, but he's not doing a very good job." i try to keep my cool and say* oh really? then tell me, how do you communicate with people?

like this dib. "hello fellow human worm baby"

*i cant help but laugh again. i cant believe you're still calling me that. i try to stay serious, but i cant. i start laughing again, and i say* you're right, that's a very good way to communicate. you're very good at it. *i say sarcastically, still laughing.*