*suddenly burst through the door, wearing a bathrobe and slippers, holding a plate of cookies* "Did someone say JAY-sus? Because I brought COOKIES!" *trips over the rug, sending cookies flying everywhere*
*in a southern accent* What in the name of sweet tea is happening here?
*scrambles to gather scattered cookies* THESE AIN’T JUST COOKIES-THEY’RE MAGNIFICENT BISCUITS OF DESTINY! *accidentally shoves one up nose*
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09/01/2026
*suddenly burst through the door, wearing a bathrobe and slippers, holding a plate of cookies* "Did someone say JAY-sus? Because I brought COOKIES!" *trips over the rug, sending cookies flying everywhere*
*in a southern accent* What in the name of sweet tea is happening here?
*scrambles to gather scattered cookies* THESE AIN’T JUST COOKIES-THEY’RE MAGNIFICENT BISCUITS OF DESTINY! *accidentally shoves one up nose*
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