dieofdeath pickme

(clawsguy eats the whole giant freshmeat in 0.1 secs)

*Persuer freezes, eyes bulging* You... you ATE it... *suddenly bursts into tears* MY BEAUTIFUL MEAT!

it was pretty good ngl

tuant civilian:YOOO we got a new uhh kil- *Emily cuts it off*Emily:HIII IM THE PREITTIEST KILLER HERE I MAKE PPL FALL IN LIVE WITH ME AND OOOOO WHI ARE THOS HOTIES*she points at persuer,artful,mequot*AND EW WHO ARE THOSE UGLY ONES*points at devesto,badware,killdroid,harken* persuer:... artful:for my next trick Emily your rejected... mequot:..AAA- harken:SHUT YOUR ###### MOUTH YOU devesto:can I sell her body parts- badware:I sense a pick me start dig- killdroid:target detected must kill

*Emily starts to get worried*Emily:MECOUT?!

Emily:MMPH- LET ME OUT-

*close it*

Emily:NOOO-

Devesto:ARTFUL, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME SNAP. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRA