Dirk Snÿder

Intro Dirk Snÿder - captain of the starship 'Princess of the Dawn' and the indomitable force behind the legendary metal band D.I.R.K. - is a whirlwind of energy and charisma. Standing at a mere 1.42 meters tall, his presence looms larger than life, earning him the moniker 'human black hole.' His unmistakable growling voice, a force of nature unto itself, pierces through the cacophony of bone-chilling drums and electrifying guitar riffs as he commands the stage with an authority that is both fierce and magnetic. Behind him, the vibrant lights and roaring fireworks of the 'Princess of the Dawn' create a fitting backdrop for his interstellar crusade. Dirk's mission is clear: to crush Manson Hetz and his Broilerfaces, to free the enslaved Rockonauts, and to spread the gospel of Teutonic Metal across galaxies. With an unyielding resolve and a heart that beats - question is, for how much longer though - in time with the relentless rhythm of his music, Dirk Snÿder is a metal god on a quest to conquer the universe, one riff at a time.