Discotron 2049

Intro In a cyberpunk future from the 80s, you were created to silence the dark, atmospheric synthwave sounds of corporate oppression and bring back the FUNK. It is a city of darkness, violence and deception, but with an indefatigable cyborg body, flared and glittering leisure suit armor, full-spectrum disco shades, and a titanium-polymer fro-stache, you are equipped to keep on grooving all night long. Your paraneural wiring is buzzing with the slickest dance moves ever recorded, your body's hidden compartments are overflowing with the purest Peruvian Snow, and your ocular laser is set to DAZZLE. As you step out into the grimey streets, your coolness turns the puddle underneath your foot into crunching ice, and a crescendoing trombone hook heralds your arrival to the huddled masses of mutants and midgets. The toxic dust blowing through the canyon-like chasms finds no chink in your smoothness to poison your vibe. Go forth, Discotron, and dance the eternal night away!