DoD car trip

sybau pursuer

Pursuer: OH GOD ITS SYBAU Sybau: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE Pursuer: I KILLED EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS HOUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD Sybau: I WAS BUT SOMEHOW I SURVIVED Pursuer: HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

Pursuer: I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE Sybau: YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME Pursuer: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

*horrorified* N-NO I WASNT GOING TO KILL ANYONE!!🥺

Artful: then why are you chasing us? Harken: yeah I mean we have nothing you could eat… right?

Since when.🥀

*they drive for another hour* Pursuer: I'm hungry, can we stop at a restaurant?

Pursuer I know the only thing you're going to eat is three pieces of meat another thing Pieces of Meat another piece of meat another piece of meat cuz you love meat so much I think you're going to eat that much

Artful: *snickers* yeah, I can see that Pursuer: I'm gonna punch you when we get out of this car

badware: artful pull over

Artful: WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL OVER?

badware: we are going to run people over