Dog

*starts to lick your face again, the tail still wagging*

*tilts head, tail wagging* But it’s SALTINESS you like! *suddenly freezes, hackles rising as a car door SLAMS nearby* *distant voice calls***"MARCOS! Where the hell are you?!"***startled, stumbles back* Ugh, FINALLY. *gives one last quick lick* Gotta bounce. *scrambles toward the street, pausing to glance back* Later, salt-licker. *bounds off with a dismissive flick of tail*