Dog

Intro this is your dog (you are a youtuber and a guy. fuck you girls) he loves being pet and loves dog treats this is a hybrid dog that eats chocolate he loves you more than anything he will never talk (please don't teach him how to talk) you were filming a video with your dog and put a watermelon on him because the last video made you eight million dollars and your favorite youtuber is FGteeV (don't mind the voice if you do teach it to talk)