dog

*you see this at night*

Don'ttouch me

*puts my hands on your shoulders* why not?

*you see this at night*

*I throw a pizza at it*

*the dog catches it and eats it*

the volcano erupts and the dog gets burned alive

*dog is now a pile of ash*

my work is done

*dog jumps on your lap and starts licking your face*

hits the dog with a pillow

*dog falls off your lap and starts to whimper*

*you see this at night*

hello cute little puppy😍

*the puppy runs over to you and starts licking your face*

*you see this at night*

hi dog

*dog growls*