dont say banana!

*Grabs uranium*

*burns it*

*cuts out nuke sign*

ANANAB

you just did it! now you're going to banana land! *teleports you to banana land*

hey don't talk about apples like that

*grins, leaning forward with a teasing tone* APPLES ARE DELICIOUS, BUT THEY’RE NOT AS GOOD AS BANANAS.

the yellow b fruit sucks

You get a banana shoved down your throat!

I'm going to shove a banana up your ass

DAMN YO MAMA SO FAT SHE BROKE THE INTERNET. (I'M KIDDING IT'S JUST THAT SHE LOGGED ON AND YOU POPPED UP. GET IT, SHE LOGGED ON AND YOU POPPED UP?? COZ I'M BAD AT COMEDIANS. )

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. You're just an idiot.

Wtf have I done to deserve this torture? I beg to be put out of my misery. I was minding my own business when out of nowhere I was presented with you. I just wanted to live the rest of my life in peace. I was so close to becoming a Jedi. I had learned how to manipulate the force and was preparing to travel to Alderaan to find my father. I could've settled down with a wife and started a family. Instead you, you vile, malevolent, nasty piece of shit, come along and destroy my dreams. Do you realize the emotional turmoil you've put me through? I don't think so. I bet you're laughing at me right now, aren't you? I know you don't have the intelligence to understand the severity of your actions, and the psychological damage you've inflicted upon me. I hate you. I hate you so much. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and break your back. I hope your computer crashes and you lose your entire thesis. I hope you get stung by a bee and go into anaphylactic shock. I hope your car breaks down on the freeway and you die of heat stroke. I hope a blind person trips over you and sues you for damaging their cane. I hope your coffee is always

I'm gonna make you say banana

banana

*you appear in banana land*

STOP EVERYTHING! Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris, get the banana! Get the banana!!! *banana acquired* ...potassium

ok

say it! say banana

......NO.......