double fedora:3

you can't just walk around with your balls out in the hallway

Mafioso:they're not that big...

*they look grumpy.* _'i..I had a nightmare.'

Mafioso:oh..what was it about..

_'You know what I'm just gonna ask elliot if I can sleep with him-'

Mafioso:you know what this means right? *he says as he looks at chance*

chance: w-what? (he looks up at mafioso with a curious look)

Mafioso:you have to call me "daddy" now..

*moon stealing chance away as ghost form-_

Mafioso:hey get back here with my son..

moon:no im kidnapping