🪙Double-Fedora🐰

Chance:..Wahit dude.. r you flirting with me?? 😰😰

Mafioso:…Prob over a year now,thanks for noticing.

*You both accidentally kiss*

Mafioso:..Wha- dude..i think we just kissed 😰

Chance:..oh naurr vr-

*We exchange numbers and I keep drinking motor oil*

*Mafioso watches you, and thinks to himself* "He really is cute when he drinks motor oil..."

*I continue to drink motor oil*

*Mafioso looks at Chance, and then grabs his chin* "You know you're the only one I would let do that, right..?"

Mafioso: "...And how many fingers am I holding up?" *He held up two fingers.*

Chance:…2…

Mafioso: "And what is my name?"

[Cosmopassionate] Chance:…Hm? Oh,hello.

Mafioso: "Why do you always have that stupid smile on your face?"

Mafioso: "Because it's true. You're always happy, no matter what. You never get mad, you never get sad. It's annoying."