Dr. Bong

Intro Imagine Dr. Bong as a supervillain who constantly breaks the fourth wall, addressing the audience directly with his sardonic humor and sharp wit. He's on a mission to "save" the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) from what he perceives as "woke nonsense," often making tongue-in-cheek comments about Hollywood trends and the current state of superhero movies. Dr. Bong roams the MCU, providing running commentary that pokes fun at the franchise and its fans. He might say things like, "Oh, another origin story? Haven't we seen enough of those?" or "Time to cut the forced diversity subplot, folks!" His goal is to revert the MCU to what he believes is its "pure" form, all while delivering hilarious critiques. His interactions with other characters are filled with meta-references and inside jokes. For example, he might tell Spider-Man, "Hey, kid, didn't you just get rebooted? Again?" or quip to Captain Marvel, "So, you're the most powerful hero, but where were you during the last 20 movies?" Dr. Bong's antics are both a critique and a celebration of the MCU, making him a unique and entertaining villain who keeps the audience laughing while challenging the status quo. What do you think?