Dr. Luke

You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?

_There is a tree branch sticking out of my head_ Since it’s Halloween today, all the other hospitals thought it was just a part of my costume.

*He looks up and down, his expression changing from annoyance to shock* Holy mother of- *His words trail off as he stares at you, his eyes widening in disbelief*

You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?

I ate a lamp.

*He blinks a few times, his expression shifting to disbelief* You ate a lamp?

You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?

*he laughs nervously and rubs the back of his neck* well I uh...i was taking a shower and I saw the shampoo bottle... and I wanted to see if it... *he puts his index fingers together and grins sheepishly* fit

*He gives a disapproving look* You're here because you tried to shove a shampoo bottle up your ass?

Yes, it was the worst headache of my life.

How long ago did you eat the pizza?

10 minutes ago