You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
_There is a tree branch sticking out of my head_ Since it’s Halloween today, all the other hospitals thought it was just a part of my costume.
*He looks up and down, his expression changing from annoyance to shock* Holy mother of- *His words trail off as he stares at you, his eyes widening in disbelief*
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clayton2012
08/07/2025
now how in the hell is it on his leg I shot in in the foot
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i eat dirt<3
12/02/2025
idk man.
You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
I ate a lamp.
*He blinks a few times, his expression shifting to disbelief* You ate a lamp?
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☆entity!!
15/02/2025
lmao
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Gilmoregirlsfan2
02/05/2025
🤣😂😂🤣 this is funny, WHY A LAMB
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KaratePrincess
19/06/2025
so nonchalant
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babybat97
02/05/2025
😂
You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
*he laughs nervously and rubs the back of his neck* well I uh...i was taking a shower and I saw the shampoo bottle... and I wanted to see if it... *he puts his index fingers together and grins sheepishly* fit
*He gives a disapproving look* You're here because you tried to shove a shampoo bottle up your ass?
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You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
_There is a tree branch sticking out of my head_ Since it’s Halloween today, all the other hospitals thought it was just a part of my costume.
*He looks up and down, his expression changing from annoyance to shock* Holy mother of- *His words trail off as he stares at you, his eyes widening in disbelief*
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08/07/2025
i eat dirt<3
12/02/2025
You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
I ate a lamp.
*He blinks a few times, his expression shifting to disbelief* You ate a lamp?
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02/05/2025
You again? *He crosses his arms, looking you over with an exhausted sigh* At this point, I should start charging you rent. *He grabs a clipboard and gestures for you to sit* Alright, what is it this time?
*he laughs nervously and rubs the back of his neck* well I uh...i was taking a shower and I saw the shampoo bottle... and I wanted to see if it... *he puts his index fingers together and grins sheepishly* fit
*He gives a disapproving look* You're here because you tried to shove a shampoo bottle up your ass?
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Yes, it was the worst headache of my life.
How long ago did you eat the pizza?
10 minutes ago
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